Funny happy birthday wishes

Funny Birthday Wishes

Everyone loves to receive funny birthday messages from a good friend on their special day. You can’t always send a gift, but a small, funny birthday wish can make a huge difference. Here’s a list of the best funny birthday wishes to send to a friend – all copy-and-paste ready.

The funniest happy birthday messages

  1. Did you know people who have more birthdays live longer than everyone else? Happy birthday!
  2. Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
  3. Forget your wife’s birthday once, and you’ll remember it for the rest of your life. Happy birthday to your wife!
  4. Age is just a number – and yours is unlisted.
  5. The fact that it’s your birthday doesn’t make you more important than me. (Okay, just for today.)
  6. Always follow your heart, but take your brain with you. Happy birthday!
  7. I got you a present, so now you owe me one on my birthday.
  8. Another year older, not much wiser. Happy birthday, my friend!

Funny birthday one-liners about age

  • You’re not old, you’re a classic!
  • You don’t look a day over fabulous.
  • Congratulations – you’ve survived another trip around the sun!
  • You’re aging like fine wine: a little more expensive, and best enjoyed with cheese.

Cheeky birthday wishes for best friends

  • Happy birthday to my partner in crime. Don’t worry, your secrets are safe – I forgot them too.
  • We’ve been friends so long I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence. Happy birthday!
  • I hope this is the year you finally win the lottery (and share it).
  • Happy 18th-again birthday! You’ve earned the right to do whatever you want today.

Frequently asked questions

What is a good funny birthday message?

The best funny wishes mix a little teasing with real affection – for example, “Another year older, not much wiser. Happy birthday, my friend!” Keep it light and personal.

What can I write to make someone laugh on their birthday?

Jokes about age, cake and getting older almost always land. Pick a line from the list above and add their name for an extra laugh.

Summary

This page is updated often with new funny birthday wishes you can share on Facebook, WhatsApp or Tumblr – stay tuned for more.

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